Worst Idea Ever

I got the worst idea ever yesterday. I was walking away from school, and I started pondering about the whole flirt-wheel thing we constructed a while back - and it struck me that there are no (at least, as far as I know) homosexuals in our little in-group in Uppsala. Bisexuals, sure, but no strictly homosexual people. So I started pondering how that would change things in the little relationship wheel. You know, what if I hadn't dated Eva, but gone with Jocke instead? Thoughts like that.

One thought led to another, and I got the worst idea I've had in a long, long time - possibly ever: Writing slashfiction about your friends. Seriously. It weirds people out, potentially grosses them out, potentially offends them, and add to that that they're your friends and will be totally confused about why you think it would be a good idea for them make kisses with another friend. I am so fascinated with how stupid this is, I can't believe it.

It would be such a horrible idea.

I dare you all to try it. Write about the senpai-kohai relationship between Love and Björn in a ninjutsu context. Elaborate on the stormy passions between Anton and myself, started by an apple core kiss on a truth-or-dare session so many months ago. Make poetic descriptions of Madde and Da-Ryuns long forgotten love affair, that still burns under the surface, hidden away for so many years.

I'm a horrible, horrible, horrible person. Feel free to tell me how bad this idea is and hate me for a set amount of time for it. Maaaan.

Disclaimer: I don't actually think homosexuality is weird. It would probably be even weirder to write heterosexual love stories about your friends. Slashfiction, though, tends to be thrillingly "forbidden", which is why it would have a higher fun factor.

Disclaimer: I am not actually a pervert. Seriously.

Disclaimer: I don't actually think slashfiction is perverted.

Disclaimer: I can't even talk about this subject without potentially offending people. I am so awesome for getting this idea. Worship me forever starting immediately.