måndag 19 april 2010

Intelligent Gay Design

Here's an interesting observation:

Men can achieve orgasm through anal stimulation, because of the positioning of the prostate. Women usually can't achieve orgasm through anal stimulation (exceptions exist) because, well, they don't have prostates.

Conversely, women can achieve orgasms without penetration (well, duh).

What does this tell us? It tells us that God has actually equipped men to be able to enjoy both aspects of anal sex. It also tells us that God has equipped women to be able to enjoy non-penetrative sex, as in, sex where no penis is involved.

Conclusion: If Intelligent Design is indeed true, God has purposefully equipped humans with features that serve no other purpose other than making it possible to have gay sex.

8 kommentarer:

Nallenon sa...

Maybe he's trying that stunt Mao pulled:
Give people the option for gay sex, and then condemn anyone who tries to hell..
(Yeah yeah, alright, Mao didn't do exactly that, but what the fuck, it's close enough)

Kat sa...

Yeah,I drew this conclusion years ago - it's hilarious! Going by a more traditional christian view makes it much more fun, since "God created man in his image" :P

Rik sa...

Well, in the words of Fred Macintire, "God is in everything, that means he's at least in part gay."

Nallenon sa...

In the words of Dude in my Class:
"I wouldn't be surprised if God is Mao"

Yeonni sa...

Like my dad said, the one time he spontaneously decided to speak religion: "It's really hard to grasp that all this would have happened by accident."

Riklurt sa...

Now you mention it, Anton, the Old Testament God has a few similarities to Mao Zedong.

Kat sa...

What, purging other cultures and ruining ecosystems?

Rik sa...

Well, does the phrase "plague of locusts" ring a bell?